(cue Colbert balloon drop.)
If you’ll kindly recall this post I made a few months ago, please note that I correctly called the upset winner of Rock Star: Supernova. My comments on the rest of the field were fairly spot-on, too. So suck it, haters!
(That said, Toby should have won. Evs, mate.)
(And why does my talent for picking winners only extend to crappy reality television shows, and not things like college basketball office pools or lottery numbers?)